There once was a group of Explainers

Who might or might not have been sane(r)

Teaching science to kids

Their hair all a-frizz

Their excitement couldn’t have been plainer


These Explainers, they welcomed me in

With a chuckle and a grin

A home away from home

As on the museum floor I roam

Attempting not to step on little kids


I learned many important things

Such as where the cow dissection is

And pointed to the bathroom

Until my head went boom

I promise I’m useful for other things


I’ll miss this wonderful place

And wandering through the space

Exhibits big and small

But most of all

All of your beautiful faces